10 October 2004

Skinny? What skinny?

Curiosity, morbid fascination - reasons people give for staring at car accidents when they're supposed to be doing 60MPH on the highway. Everybody's too busy slowing down and staring at the accident to realize they might CAUSE one by being so stupid. I still maintain that the only reason old people's insurance is so low is because they're CAUSING the accidents when people are avoiding hitting them. The old people are rarely IN the accidents they cause, either, so the insurance companies think they're great drivers. Wrong answer. My grandmother terrifies me when she drives, because she comes very close to the cars around her when she drives. Sometimes, she doesn't stop the car until she's about 4 inches from the guy's bumper in front of her. "I didn't kiss his ass," her excuse is...so WHAT! Give the guy some freakin breathing room! What would you do if his car suddenly stopped working? Sit there for hours on end because nobody behind you would let you back up. Ingenius on your part, I must say. *sigh*

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