I need a new job, know anything available in the I.T. sector?

All the jobs I know of right this moment are in other countries. :|

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Hi, how are you today?

I'm great, thanks for asking! How are you?

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¿Es el queso viejo y mohoso?

huh? I don't spead upside-down question mark-ese.

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Would you have a leap of faith, or a hop of atheism?

I'd say of a jump to conclusions. :P

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You discover a trap door under the pile of leaves. The lock is disintegrated, and it takes you no effort to open the door. Inside you can make out a ladder descending down into the darkness, and a dusty oil lamp with flint is visible - do you descend?

Yep!

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You walk into a clearing in a forest, there's a pile of leaves sitting close to the center, and no one around - do you jump in the leaves?

No, there's a bear trap under them, because I put it there. :P

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You discover an ancient mine underneath the pile of leaves, and after a brief look - you see a mine cart on some rails a dozen feet down, blocked by just a few rocks. Do you move the rocks and take the cart for a spin, or investigate further on foot?

Investigate further on foot - there could be some stuff down there I don't want to hit at high speeds!

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